On this page :

1 Pirate Captain Perilous Pete

2 Pirate Workshops

3 Merlyne the ever so scary

4 Albert Stumblemore


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presents " Show your colours! " 

Pirate Captain Perilous Pete provides playful, popular, personable, pomp and pleasantries in these accolade winning shows.

From the U Ks’ most popular seaside country park, waterfront festivals and starring at Tredegar House, the home of Captain Morgan.

He’s the scourge of the Severn Seas, this rumbustious rapscallion, tells a tall tale of the sea, recounts history of the Pirates and Buccaneers and sets sail on a cruise of discovery to find a new crew... " don't ask what happened to his old one... it'll mean a lashing !

This circus skills show is full of audience participation for all the family, with magic rope tricks, water suspension, sword balancing, confetti canons, broadsides, cabin boy beatings, whips of course! and more fun and merriment that you can throw a canon at .. did we mention the canons? 

 This new for 2019 seafaring show, takes the audience on a journey beyond the horizon as they try the living conditions and skills and strengths needed to be a real Pirate with games, challenges ,sea shanties and a jolly good lashing to finish them off.

  This versatile award winning performer noted for the cut of his gib and the lace on his cuffs offers cabaret and stage shows and walkabouts.

That was a brilliant show, the kids and parents loved it and they all want to be Pirates now!
— Andy Capstick Margam Park " Pirates of Port Talbot"
Quite simply the best Pirate Captain we have had here, you added so much to Captain Morgans’ birthday bash, the parents and children absolutely loved you.
— RG General Manager National Trust TH

Technical details

4mt X 5mt X3mt level deck or stage

2 x 35 minute shows and 1 X 45 minute Walkabout sets per day – event dependent.
Free parking required adjacent to performance area for a medium sized van .
Clean, secure & private changing space required.

PA and radio mic required or a PPA is available for smaller venues.

 Pirate Workshops and The Aquanaut

So you want to be a Pirate Eh?

In addition to Captain Perilous’s walkabout workshop, we also have the services of Ist Mate Pennyfeather, teacher of sea shanties, teller of stories , player of games, tyer of knots, teller of tales , dancer of gigs and he plays an authentic hurdy gurdy to boot!

The Aquanaut ! Glorious underwater fun as he goes in search of the Mernaid of his dreams.

Medieval Entertainments

Merlyne “the ever so scary”, this wicked wizard has spun his magic spells in castles and battlements the length of the UK, providing bespoke shows for CADW, English Heritage, The Royal Signals, THC, The Parachute Regiment and Michael Eavis of Glastonbury Festival fame .

Offering Meet and Greet, Toastmaster, Shows, Fire Shows, Walkabouts and Workshops it’s the complete medieval package.

With solo shows or as a double act with his untrusty servant Droole the Foole. This interactive show features enormous wit and rumbustious charm that is as perfect in a courtyard as in a banqueting hall. Shows can include an axe and knife throwing double act and audience participation games, jousts, competitions and challenges dependent on the clients’ wishes.

In addition Knife and axe throwing workshops can be provided during the Reception with guests competitions if required plus crossbow, card sharp and blow dart target ranges can be arranged.

Merlyne " the ever-so-scary "

MEDIEVAL mirth, magic and fiery madness

Clun Green Man Festival, Michael Eavis St Michaelmas Faire , Caerphilly Castle, Chepstow Castle, Margam Castle, the Parachute Regiments. SFSG “ Game of Thrones Summer Ball 2018” Royal Signals Regiment Medieval Summer Ball.

Perfect for your Medieval Festival, Banquet, Wedding or Dining In, 10, 30 and 40 minute shows available  perfect for Stage, Fetes, Family Fun Days and Cabarets. 

Meet and Greet with fire and whips and be your "Wizard of Ceremonies" and provide a show , games and entertainment whilst torturing your guests in between the courses. Solo and double act with Droole the Foole available   


You gave us first class entertainment!
— Michael Eavis ( Co- founder of Glastonbury Festival ) Michaelmas Medieval Feast Glastonbury Sept 2014
A superb show , probably the best medieval entertainment we have had , fantastic, the horse jousting was inspired and the sword fighting fabulous !
— Lt Col Murray Royal Medical Corps
The way you stepped in to do the arena show when the celebrity act ailed to show was fantastic, you certainly filled it with your antics and the crowd loved you , a big show with even bigger personalities.
— Janet Evan Events Officer Cwmbran Borough The Big Event

" Has he really cut your tongue off?

"Yeth" , said Droole .

Techincal Details

Shows :- 4mt X 5mt X 4mt , level decking, ground, close cut grass( sans clippings) or stage.

Workshops :- outdoor secured back stop safety area (wall, 5mtr run off or secured area ) level decking, ground with close cut grass( sans clippings)please contact us if indoor workshops required

10 to  35minute shows with meet and greet, walkabouts and workshops to suit.

Radio mic required , A PA can be provided for smaller venues

Free adjacent parking

Secure clean private changing area


Client/shows ..,The Green Man Festival, Knights of Margam Park,   Llanelli Animal Magic Day.  Pilton Tithe Barn, Michaelmas Feast Glastonbury, Merlin Festival in Carmarthen,CADW, The Royal Regiment of Signals, The Honorary Artillery Company, Prince of Wales Regiment, Cosmeston Medieval Village,  etc. 

Albert Stumblemore


A Prince amongst the wizards, headmaster of the world famous academy of Bogwarts, this charmer has a way with words and wit that fair make a man roll about on his back like a helpless turtle, with award winning circus skills and some shadey bits of fire and magic he’s the match of most men and fair wins the children over with his scary skills.

Technical Details

3 X 30 minute Parades / Walkabouts or 2 X 25 minute Shows or combinations .

Shows :- 4mt X 5mt X 4mt , level decking, ground, close cut grass( sans clippings) or stage.

Radio mic required , A PA can be provided for smaller venues

Free adjacent parking

Secure clean private changing area

Albert Stumblemore