presents " Show your colours! " 

The scourge of the Severn Seas , this rumbustious rapscallion, sets sail this summer on a cruise of discovery across the UK and beyond to find a new crew... " don't ask what happened to his old one... it'll mean a lashing ! 

 Two 35 minute seafaring show, takes the audience on a journey beyond the horizon as they try to fathom the living conditions and skills and strengths needed to be a real Pirate inluding games, challenges ,sea shanties and a jolly good lashing will abound. 

  with 2 x 40 minute Meet and Greet or Walkabout entertainment with or wthout his Perambulating Pirate Ship of  sailors tips, tricks, treats, balloon swords for all  and quizzes. 

fabulous Pirate shows with Perilous Pete,

They'll be rope tricks, canons, cabin boy castings, whips of course! and more fun and merriment that you can throw a canon at .. did we mention the canons? 

The was a brilliant show, the kids and parents loved it and they all want to be Pirates now!
— Andy Capstick Margam Park " Pirates of Port Talbot"

 Also available are "Pirate Games and Story Telling workshops with the world famous Francis Maxey , Pirate Balloon modelling walkabouts and a super Deep Sea Diver too ! 

Merlyne " the ever-so-scary "

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MEDIEVAL mirth, magic and fiery madness

Clun Green Man Festival, Michael Eavis St Michaelmas Faire , Caerphilly Castle, Chepstow Castle, Margam Castle, the Parachute Regiments. SFSG “ Game of Thrones Summer Ball 2018” Royal Signals Regiment Medieval Summer Ball.

Perfect for your Medieval Festival, Banquet, Wedding or Dining In, 10, 30 and 40 minute shows available  perfect for Stage, Fetes, Family Fun Days and Cabarets. 

Meet and Greet with fire and whips and be your "Wizard of Ceremonies" and provide a show , games and entertainment whilst torturing your guests in between the courses. Solo and double act with Droole the Foole available   


You gave us first class entertainment!
— Michael Eavis ( Co- founder of Glastonbury Festival ) Michaelmas Medieval Feast Glastonbury Sept 2014
A superb show , probably the best medieval entertainment we have had , fantastic, the horse jousting was inspired and the sword fighting fabulous !
— Lt Col Murray Royal Medical Corps
The way you stepped in to do the arena show when the celebrity act ailed to show was fantastic, you certainly filled it with your antics and the crowd loved you , a big show with even bigger personalities.
— Janet Evan Events Officer Cwmbran Borough The Big Event

" Has he really cut your tongue off?

"Yeth" , said Droole .


Up to two  35minute shows  with 45 minute meet and greet or walkabouts  

Client/shows ..,The Green Man Festival, Knights of Margam Park,   Llanelli Animal Magic Day.  Pilton Tithe Barn, Michaelmas Feast Glastonbury, Merlin Festival in Carmarthen,CADW, The Royal Regiment of Signals, The Honorary Artillery Company, Prince of Wales Regiment, Cosmeston Medieval Village,  etc. 

More hysterical historical characters are available as shows or walkabouts do please email us here or phone 07875 826773.