and "The Show of Strength!" 

The scourge of the Severn Seas , this rumbustious rapscallion, sets sail this summer on a cruise of discovery across the UK and beyond to find a new crew... " don't ask what happened to his old one... it'll mean a lashing ! 

 A  30 minute seafaring show, takes the audience on a journey beyond the horizon as they try to fathom the living conditions and skills and strengths needed to be a real Pirate! . games, challenges ,sea shanties and a jolly good lashing will abound. 

  and 2 x 45 minute glorious Meet and Greet and Walkabout entertainment with or wthout his Perambulating Pirate Ship of  sailors tips, tricks, treats, balloon swords for all  and quizzes. 

fabulous Pirate shows with Perilous Pete,

They'll be rope tricks, canons, cabin boy castings, whips of course! and more fun and merriment that you can throw a canon at .. did we mention the canons? 

The was a brilliant show, the kids and parents loved it and they all want to be Pirates now!
— Andy Capstick Margam Park " Pirates of Port Talbot"

  Do please ask about "Pirate Games Workshops and Pirate Balloon Modelling as additional acts

Merlyne " the ever-so-scary "

MEDIEVAL mirth, magic and fiery madness

A wizard with dubious powers.........

Perfect for your Medieval Festival, Banquet, Wedding or Dining In, 10, 30 and 40 minute shows available  perfect for Stage, Fetes, Family Fun Days and Cabarets. 

He'll  Meet and Greet your guest on arrival with fire and whips and be your "Wizard of Ceremonies" and provide a show , games and entertainment whilst torturing your guests in between the courses. Solo and double act with Droole the Foole available   


You gave us first class entertainment!
— Michael Eavis ( Co- founder of Glastonbury Festival ) Michaelmas Medieval Feast Glastonbury Sept 2014
A superb show , probably the best medieval entertainment we have had , fantastic, the horse jousting was inspired and the sword fighting fabulous !
— Lt Col Murray Royal Medical Corps
The way you stepped in to do the arena show when the celebrity act ailed to show was fantastic, you certainly filled it with your antics and the crowd loved you , a big show with even bigger personalities.
— Janet Evan Events Officer Cwmbran Borough The Big Event

" Has he really cut your tongue off?

"Yeth" , said Droole .


One x 35minute shows  with 2x 45 minute meet and greet or walkabouts  

Client/shows .., Pilton Tithe Barn, Michaelmas Feast Glastonbury, Merlin Festival in Carmarthen,CADW, The Royal Regiment of Signals, The Honorary Artillery Company, Prince of Wales Regiment, Cosmeston Medieval Village,  etc. 


More hysterical historical characters are available as shows or walkabouts do please email us here or phone 07875 826773.